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May 4th, 2010
11:18 pm - THIS IS THE PERMANANT TOP ENTRY FROM NOW ON ITS THE NEW RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS A ATTEMPT TO STOP ALOT OF THE CRIME WHAT HAPPENS INSIDE OF MY JOURNAL!!!!!!! BASICALLY THIS ENTRY WILL BE IN THE FIRST SPOT BECAUSE ALOT OF TIMES PEOPLE COME INTO MY JOURNAL AND ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS MAKE JOKES ABOUT ME!!!!!!! ITS NOT A DAMN JOKE!!! SO IF I PUT THIS HERE PLUS I PUT A THING IN IT WHAT WILL TELL ME WHO YOU ARE YOU ARE GOING TO STOP IT BECAUSE I DON'T APPRECIATE IT AND MOST PEOPLE JUST COME HERE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO READ ABOUT MY LIFE WHAT IS INTRIGUING IT IS LIKE THAT REALITY SHOW WITH KELLY MONACO'S BREASTS!!!!!
BASICALLY I JUST WANT TO EXPLAIN THE TECHNOLOGY IN THIS THING AS I UNDERSTAND IT!!!!!! BASICALLY IF YOU TRY TO MAKE FUN OF ME OR SAY IF I SAY SOMETHING REAL PERSONAL ABOUT MY LIFE LIKE HOW THE ONE TIME I WANTED TO HAVE KIDS WITH A DOG, AND THEN IF YOU MAKE FUN OF ME ABOUT IT FOR NO REASON, THEN I WILL SEE YOUR STUPID E-MAIL ADDRESS AND ALSO IT WILL TELL ME YOUR DAD AND YOUR MOMS NAMES SO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WE'LL SEE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE WHEN THEY GET A MYSTERIOUS E-MAIL FROM SOMEONE TELLING THEM WHAT A ROAD WARRIOR YOU THINK YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!
I SEE ALOT OF THE STUPID KIDS WHAT COME ON THE INTERNET "OMG LOL I M ON TEH INTARNATS!!!!!1111!!!!" I GET SICK OF THEM AND THEIR STUPID JOKES BECAUSE GUESS WHAT NO ONE THINKS ITS FUNNY JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID QUEEF SO JUST SHUT UP AND THE NEXT TIME I GET A IM FROM LILJOEJOE1991 CALLING ME A HOMOSEXUAL I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE SETH BULLOCK!!!! SO DON'T TRY ME CAUSE I'M PACKIN HEAT BABY!!!!
ALSO SINCE THIS IS STICKY IN THE TOP I AM MAKING A THING EXPLAINING THE NEW RULES!!!!!!!!!!
1) YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME FOR NO REASON!!!!
2) IF YOU MAKE TROUBLE I'M JUST GOING TO BOOT YOU!!!!!!!
3) NO TALKING ABOUT MOHAMMED IN MY JOURNAL!!!
4) 3!!! BECAUSE THIS IS A JESUS JOURNAL!!!!
5) 4!!! PLEASE CONTACT ME AT (703) ***-**** FOR DETAILS ABOUT MY PARTY THIS WEEKEND AND JUST TO TALK TO ME FOR A WHILE!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EDIT 8/10/06: SINCE PEOPLE DECIDED THIS IS GOING TO BE A WAR ZONE FOR THERE OWN PERSONAL WAR ZONES THEN I AM PUTTING THIS BACK AS THE MAIN TRACKER!!!! IF YOU GUYS CAN SHOW ME THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE THEN I WILL MAKE THE SMALL TRACKER THE TRACKER AGAIN!!!!!!
Current Location: IN THE HELL!!!!!!!! I MEAN IN HELL!!!!!!
Current Mood:  IN 2099 WE VENGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current Music: The Venga Boys - We Like To Party
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February 4th, 2010
05:24 pm - LIKE FATHER LIKE BIG PUN!!!!
WELL WELL WELL EVERYBODY!!! TURNS OUT WE HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT IM TALKING ABOUT WHAT STUPID CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON THE STUPID FOOTBALL PLAYER SAID AT ME IN A RECENT INTERVIEW!!!!!! OH YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE YOU AND THE TIME YOU DID THE CHICKEN MAN DANCE IN THE END ZONE THAT I AM A "HATER"!!!!! WELL HATE THIS HATEBOY BECAUSE THE GOOD TIMES ARE STILL ROLLIN I AM BRUSHIN THE DIRT OFF MY SHOULDER AND ROLLIN LIKE A BOULDER BABY BUBBA!!!!!!!
Current Location: THE POLAROID SHOP!!!!!
Current Mood:  A ART KING!!!!!!
Current Music: Nas - Nas Is Like
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February 3rd, 2010
01:18 pm - WELL ONE TIME THREE TWO AIGHT NEYN TENN!!!!!
GOD!!! I AM SO DEPRESSED LATELY BECAUSE EVERY STUPID BODY IS JUST PLAYING A GAME TO SEE WHAT WAY THEY CAN JUST MAKE ME DEPRESSED!!!!!! I TRIED TO GET INTO NEW HOBBIES DOWN AT THE STUPID HOBBY SHOP BUT EVERYONE IN MY STUPID CLASSES JUST WANTS TO MAKE FUN AT ME AND JUST SAY EREC IS JUST 1 DIMENSIONAL!!!!! WELL GUESS WHAT STUPID BECAUSE I AM NOT 1 DI STUPID MENSIONAL LIKE YOU SAYS I AM A TALENT MACHINE AND IF YOU TRY TO MESS WITH ME SOME MORE I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR BUTT FROM THE THIRD DIMENSION!!!!!!!! SO GET OFF MY STUPID FREAKIN CASE YOU BUTT SAVAGES!!!!!
Current Location: IN YOUR HOUSE AGAIN DONT CALL THE STUPID COPS!!!!!
Current Mood:  MY REAL MOOD IS GOPERZUTIC!!!
Current Music: N.W.A. - Always IntoSomethin
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December 15th, 2008
09:58 pm - WELL IS IT GONNA WORK THEN JUST PUT DOWN THEN OK!!!!!
THERE IS A REASON WHY I AM JUST CALLED THE REC-DADDY BY EVERYONE WHAT I KNOW!!!!! BECAUSE IF YOU JUST COME TO ME AND YOU THINK YOU ARE A HOT STUFF WHO JUST DOES HOT STUFFS THEN I WILL JUST MAKE YOUR FACE INTO WHAT A HOT POCKET IS!!!!!!!! THAT IS FOR ALL THE FAT KIDS IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT WHO JUST SAID "OH ERECTUS YOU RUINED OUR GUILD BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS YELL ON VOICE CHAT!!!!" WELL I CAN'T HELP IT SO IF YOU GUYS ARE JUST NERDS ON THE INTERNET THATS OK BECAUSE I AM THE COOLEST ONE I KNOW AND I AM COOL IN REAL LIFE NOT JUST WHEN I AM IN MY LEVEL 60 MOUNT WHAT I CAN'T GET CUZ WONT NOBODY TEAM WITH ME NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!
Current Location: OVER THERE NOW OK NOW OVER HERE HAHA I'M QUICK!!!!!!
Current Mood: I RELIEVED MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current Music: Eric B. & Rakim - Paid In Full
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April 23rd, 2008
09:03 pm - FOR ALL THINGS THERE IS A TIME, A TIME TO RHYME, A TIME TO KICK A FUNKY LINE!!!!!
A LONG TIME AGO WHEN IT WAS ALL THE RAGE TO MAKE COMICS IN LIVEJOURNAL I DECIDED TO MAKE A COMIC WHAT WILL BE THE ONLY ONE THAT REALLY HAS GOOD JOKES!!!! THE PROBLEM WITH COMICS IS THAT YOU CAN NOT RELATE TO NONE OF THEM!!! OH LOOK I AM FROM 1921 AND I AM A FLAPPER WOMAN RAISING A FAMILY THIS IS FUNNY AHHAHA!!! OR LOOK I AM A FRANK AND A EARL AND NOW I'M IN SPACE AHAHAHA!!!! I'M NOT A ROCKET MAN PAL SO HOW CAN I RELATE TO THIS SORT OF THING?!!!
EVERYONE WILL JUST MAKE A JOKE ON ME FOR THEIR OWN AMUSEMENT!!!
THEY WILL LEARN I AM NOT A JOKE FOR THEIR OWN JOKES!!! I AM SORRY!!! IT'S TOO LATE!!!! ! !
I HATE A MONDAYS!!!!
Current Location: THE LIME TIME!!!!
Current Mood:  EH, IT'S A LIVING!!!!!!
Current Music: Duran Duran - Rio
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April 5th, 2008
01:16 am - THEY CALL ME TED AND THE REASON IS BECAUSE I HAVE A SCREW ON MY HEAD!!!!!! IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!
EVERY DAY THE STUPID PEOPLE WHAT LIVE IN MY TOWN TRY TO DO A "RICK ROLL" ON ME WHENEVER I GO TO THE DALE CITY COMMUNITY FORUMS!!!! THIS IS A DUMB THING WHICH MUST BE STOPPED AND FOR THIS REASON I AM MAKING A ERECTUS DOME COMMUNITY ACTION GROUP!!!! THE FIRST ONE WE ARE CLEANING UP IS DALE CITY MAYOR J. EPHRAIM CONNORS BECAUSE IF YOU GUYS REMEMBER I CLICKED ON A LINK WHICH HE POSTED WHAT SAID "OH LOOK EVERYBODY HERE IS ME IN A BRA AND ALSO LOTS OF EYE LINER SO PLEASE DON'T LOOK ERECTUS BECAUSE THIS WILL EMBARRASS ME!" THEN WHEN I CLICKED IT IT WAS JUST THAT STUPID SONG WHAT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE REASON WHY WE ARE NEVER GONNA GIVE UP ON KICKING BUTT AND TAKING NAMES IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!!!!!!!!
Current Location: THE GAS N GO!!!!!!
Current Mood: ACTION TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current Music: Audio Two - Top Billin'
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January 12th, 2008
03:16 pm - GET THE PAPER PLEASE I HAVE TO DO A SCHOOL REPORT FOR IT!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS A FRIENDLY NOTE FOR THE PEOPLE WHAT ARE AFFILIATES ON MY FRIENDS PAGE!!! I RUN A GOOD WEBSITE HERE AND I DON'T WANT IT TO JUST HAVE FILTH AND THIS TYPE OF THING!!!!! IF YOU ARE JUST GOING TO BE NAKED IN YOUR PART OF THE WEBSITE OR YOU WILL JUST WEAR A PROVOCATIVE OUTFIT AND THINGS OF THIS NATURE THEN I WILL PULL THE PLUG ON YOU!!!! THIS IS A PLACE WHERE SURVIVORS CAN COME TOGETHER AND DISCUSS THE HARROWING EXPERIENCES WHAT HAPPEN EVERY DAY FOR PEOPLE LIKE US BECAUSE WE ARE ON AN ADVENTURE, BABY!!!!! SO DO NOT JUST SAY "OH LOOK MY SHIRT FELL OFF AND I HAVE A BREAST" ON YOUR WEBSITE BECAUSE THEN IF I GET IN TROUBLE WITH MY MOM I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS ANYMORE!!!
ALSO I HAVE MORE NEWS BECAUSE I AM LIKE A RESEARCHER I SCOUR WIKIPEDIA FOR ALL THE GOOD INFORMATION AND NOT JUST DUMB CRAP LIKE "JESSE CAMP IS A MTV NEWS MAN BLAH BLAH BLAH" THIS IS DUMB INFORMATION I DON'T USE THIS CRAP!!!! I FOUND THIS WEBSITE EVERYONE LOOK THIS GUY'S NAME IS SHERMAN BONER XD!!!!!!!!
Current Location: LIFE, LOVE, LIBERTY LAND!!!!!
Current Mood: BOUNCE WIT ME Y'ALL!!!!!!!
Current Music: Paul McCartney & Wings - Jet
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December 2nd, 2007
August 12th, 2007
08:38 pm - YOU AIN'T GOT NOWHERE TO CALL YOUR OWN!!!!!!!!
I WAS READING MY OLD ENTRIES FROM BEFORE!!! BOY WAS I IMMATURE BACK THEN!!!!!!! THIS IS WHY FROM NOW ON I WILL ONLY EXPRESS HOW IT IS THAT I FEEL IN A MATURE FASHION!!!!
TODAY'S ENTRY!!! DIFFERENCE!!!
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND THE OTHER BOYS?!!! HMM THIS IS A FUNDAMENTAL THING WHAT I WILL THINK ABOUT EXTENSIVELY!!!! IS IT SOCIO-ECONOMICS?!!! HMM THIS IS A INTELLECTUAL THING WHAT SHOULD BE GIVEN THOUGHT!!!
PERHAPS IT IS IN THE WAY WE VIEW THE WORLD!!!! I VIEW THE WORLD IN A BETTER WAY DOES THIS MAKE ME A DIFFERENT TYPE OF PERSON?!!! HMM?!!!
HMM I HAVE DONE A LOT OF THINKING IN TODAY'S THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!! PERHAPS WE WILL RETURN TO THIS THOUGHT ANOTHER DAY AND THEN WE WILL DO A EXAMINATION!!!!
THANK YOU FOR READING MY JOURNAL AND HAVE A ENLIGHTENED DAY!!!!
Current Location: ONE SWEET DREAM!!!!
Current Mood: BUST A MENSTRTUAL FLOW!!!!!!!!
Current Music: The Beatles - Because
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July 5th, 2007
10:23 am - HEAR YOUR VOICE EVERY TIME THAT I'M WALKIN'!!!!
IN A BRAND NEW SEGMENT WHAT I CALL ERECTUSS DOME POLITICAL ADVISOR I AM HERE NOW TO SUBMIT A NEWS ARTICLE FOR EVERYONE THAT I AM MAKING!!!
REFORMING IMMIGRATION, AND WINNING THE WAR!!!!
TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A NEW IDEA WHICH WILL SOLVE THE TWO BIGGEST PROBLEMS IN U.S. HISTORY!!!! MY NEW PLAN BASICALLY WILL CALL FOR REPLACING MEXICAN IMMIGRANTS WITH IRAQI IMMIGRANTS!!!! THIS WAY IF WE JUST CLEAR OUT A STATE WE'RE NOT REALLY USING LIKE NEBRASKA OR SOMETHING WE CAN MOVE THE IRAQIS THERE AND IT'S A LOT EASIER TO BEAT THEM IF THEY'RE IN THE MID-WEST THAN IF THEY'RE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!!!! WE CAN JUST MOVE THE HUSKERS TO IOWA!!!!!!
THIS IS A GENIUS IDEA WHAT I BELIEVE WILL BE SHOT DOWN IN CONGRESS BECAUSE OF THE STUPID PARTISAN POLITICS ENACTED BY THE JERKS IN CITY HALL!!! I THINK THIS IS STUPID BECAUSE WE ALREADY DID THIS BEFORE LIKE WHEN WE BEAT THE ITALIANS IN WWII BY HAVING THE FBI BEAT UP THE ITALIANS IN NEW YORK!!!! IT WAS A WIN WIN FOR EVERYONE BECAUSE THEN THEY MADE THE GODFATHER!!!! OR WHEN WE PUT THE JAPANESE IN A PETTING ZOO OR SOMETHING!!!! PIKAAAACHUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Current Location: THE RANCH!!!!
Current Mood: TWIST THE KNIFE!!!!
Current Music: Garbage - I Think I'm Paranoid
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